The life of a sad, pathetic rebel....

Well...so much for my attempts at relaxing and chilling out...weed is not my friend. The headaches are just terrible and it defeats the purpose quite honestly so...that short-lived gangsta life is over (haha I smoked it 4x)...Can't drink....can't be a pothead...pitiful.

Instead I am making slow cooker mashed potatoes. Let's get real...I think it is rather apparent my crack is carbs. Who needs beer or weed when you have slow cooker mashed potatoes? FML.

My brain is so mushed today I will stick to scrubbing cat barf out of the carpet (yes the cat still uses vomiting as a tool to get her food bowl filled up if I am not paying attention to her - such a dick) and trying to clean my gawd damn bedroom.

I have A's xmas box almost done...just have to write her a xmas letter and try to make her promise she will not open it early. I so desperately want her to save it for xmas day it pisses me off she says she likely wont....the thought of her not having mom pressies xmas morning actually makes me feel terrible, even if it is her own damn fault. The irony is - I am famous for not waiting for xmas to open xmas presents. Karma sucks. But Jesus fuck - the cost to send it that distance should entitle me to picking when she can open it. Rude. It feels weird mailing ketchup chips across the world...there is other cool stuff in there but the chips take up most of the box haha haha....

It is weird that the US and Australia do not have ketchup potato chips....they are so delicious.

I just watched the 3 Mad Max movies this weekend...in preparation for the Tom Hardy Mad Max movie coming out next year....man Mel Gibson was hawtttttttttttttttttt....seriously forgot that.