Hypothetically Speaking...
IF I had decided to try smoking weed today this is what surely would have happened: Being that I haven't really partaken since I was a teen and even then it was minimal - I would not really know what to do...I would try to roll a joint* and I would roll it very poorly. Poorly b/c I am not very coordinated - especially with big fat fingers involved. I would end up with this terribly, loose crappy joint but I would try and smoke it anyway. I would not want to smoke it on the balcony b/c then the crazies across the way would see me and I would not feel inclined to have anything in common with them so overtly...so I would go into the bathroom with the fan turned on (like I am 13)...b/c I am a total amateur I wouldn't have a lighter and would get stuck using wooden matches to spark up. Then it would prove clear that poorly rolled joints are hard to smoke....and I would likely go through about 6+ of wooden matches, burning my damn fingers so much I would decide to just light a c...