VAPE PEOPLE

vape vāp/ informal verb gerund or present participle: vaping inhale and exhale the vapor produced by an electronic cigarette or similar device.

People who vape....you are sucking from the teat of  destruction and you look silly standing on the side walk...appearing to play a flute...in public...little addicted flute players everywhere.

And to be fair all you smokers stink and are gross and make my nose hairs curl when I walk by....

I just needed to say all that...you can proceed with your own judgements against me now about how I take up too much space in the world (well aware, but thanks) and have an old lady haircut (I know, shut up)....

Today I got back to the eye doctor to get the lube in my eye measured to see if the eye gel and other things she told me to do that I don;t do are working. ha ha ha I am sorry but the omegas make me burp fish taste and I just can't deal...it is too gross...and the hot eye mask at bedtime for 10 mins (apparently this stimulates the oil glands in your eyes for when you have severe dry eye like I have it should be done nightly) SEEMED like it would be easy and quite relaxing but it feels weird and fuck I am lazy, whatever.
If she tells me the lube count sucks I will step it up once we have moved.

Life is crazy at home right now....so much stuff is packed...and I got rid of so much stuff that in the living room to watch TV we are sitting on a busted old desk chair and a camping chair....ha ha ha so uncomfortable...I miss my couch - that behemoth was amazing for a sloth like me.

THE COUCH STORY:

So I decided to part with the couch...it is big and Miss A was insistent it did not come with us to the new place...it has seen better days but still had a lot of life left in it....so wanting to get rid of it I put it up for free online - it is big and would require some effort on the part of who wanted it to get it out of here so...I was cool with free so I did not have to pay to move it. After some false starts some folks from Metchosin want it and arrange a time to pick it up...by this point I had been cancelled on and no-showed so many times I did not have much for expectations but they did show up and on time....so in walks 2 strong men and a meek young woman....they try it out, they want it, excellent....but the younger of the men is not in love with the prospect of getting this thing down the longgggggggggggggg hallway and elevator so he proposes he will just pop it over the balcony....I tell him we are on the 2nd floor...!!!!...and once it is on the grass area there is no way to get it to the front of the bldg b/c there is no access through to the front....Ohhh he says he has it all figured out....he is going to get it off the balcony and walk it over to this cement drop off and have his pal drive around to the underground parking entrance and they will load it up there. HA HA HA omg I was shitting bricks. My worst fear was he would drop if and it would break and he would be like...uhh don't want it now and leave it and jfc I can hardly move this thing across the room let alone retrieve it from the damn grass area.

Crazy strong man picks up the couch BY HIMSELF and walks it over and through the doors on to the balcony and swings it over shimmying it down until it is on the grass, on it's end...I am at this point having an aneurysm b/c I can see the top of the couch is just BARELY reaching the bottom of the balcony lip and if it goes down even a little it will crash into the patio door of ppl under me and probably break it...what does he do? He just JUMPS OFF the balcony, lands on the grass, picks up the couch ALL BY HIMSELF and walks it over the cement drop off.....then the cushions and ottoman follow....now I am still panicking b/c I dunno how the H he is gunna get it down from this
cement wall thing but he does and his pals drive up, load it and leave. Craziest shit. I was so relieved to have it drive away hahaha I think his girl was pissed he got a grass stain on it though HAHA

I wish I was not shitting bricks and video'd the balcony manoeuvre....so epic.

Giving away my desk was tough - seriously...I have had that thing nearly 20 yrs and Uncle Jimmy made it for me and I used the MFing shit out of it but it was time to move on...so some Chinese ESL kids took it away and it will get well used by them too.

So much purging getting done...
Move day is April 23....this weekend I am headed to Vancouver for 2 nights at MODA and Sat night is the Noel Fielding show which I am excited to see....he is so weird and funny. Will be a welcome break from move chaos!